Metal-Aged Tee
Regular price
$24.97
$19.97
Sale
What stops others reaching mid-life is not going to stop you. You’re metal. You’re kicking the mid-life crisis in the balls!
• Premium black tee, soft and durable
• Bold front print: “Metal-Aged: I Kicked My Mid-Life Crisis in the Balls”
• Part of the exclusive Metalosophy Collection
• Supports the Metal Motivation mission—spreading a positive message in a brutal world
💀Metal Helps You Age Well💀
• Gildan 64000 | Softstyle T-Shirt
• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
• Ultra-soft, Light Fabric
• Machine Washable (see instructions below)
• Unisex Fit - Great for Men and Women!
Make This Shirt Last!
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron artwork.
• Premium black tee, soft and durable
• Bold front print: “Metal-Aged: I Kicked My Mid-Life Crisis in the Balls”
• Part of the exclusive Metalosophy Collection
• Supports the Metal Motivation mission—spreading a positive message in a brutal world
💀Metal Helps You Age Well💀
• Gildan 64000 | Softstyle T-Shirt
• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
• Ultra-soft, Light Fabric
• Machine Washable (see instructions below)
• Unisex Fit - Great for Men and Women!
Make This Shirt Last!
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron artwork.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |